Sunday, April 29, 2012

He Got Knocked The F**k Out Brasilian Style


I sat outside of Sukiyaki restaurant, a Japanese restaurant with an amazing buffet of sushi, grilled meats, and delicious vegetables along the beachside, waiting for a friend.  As I await my friend, I sit on a bench with my back facing the street, but I can feel the fresh sea breeze and hear the sounds of the ocean waves.  I then look over to my right and see a homeless man pull out a gun.  He is waving the gun at some man then points it to his own neck, back at the man, then himself saying something in Portuguese.  Another young man, then begins to entice the homeless man who was sensible enough to ignore the young man and just walk off.  I sat watching this scene wondering if I should run away or just stay. As no one else was running I figured I would just sit there calmly and be vigilant.  The homeless man walks off, so I figure things are fine and I continue to await my friend.  Maybe 5 minutes later I see a man and woman arguing in front of the bus stop. They begin pushing and shoving each other and I stand up to watch.  Other bystanders begin to watch as well, and as the pushing and shoving increases, I think: “Is anyone going to help her?” Then I see the man swing at her, she ducks so he misses her, she then gives him a right into his groin and a left into his stomach.  I then shouted “damn” along with the other bystanders .  She gets into a proper boxing stance and starts swinging at him and the bystanders begin to shout “she is wooping his ass” (in Portuguese of course) she then grabs a motorcycle helmet and whacks him in the face and when a bus pulls in he runs into the bus.  I could see blood dripping down the side of his face.  She then runs after him on the bus and I guess they continue to fight on the bus.  I am now standing there in aww, thinking you “can’t make this shit up”. Only in Salvador.


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